The music for todays post is **Terrible Bear Attack** by **Bongripper.** Put it on. The entire album is good. In fact just start from **Reefer Sutherland** and work your way up to it.
**This is not financial advice. I am not a professional. Tell me when I am wrong.**
I have a lot of calls in March and April
You should listen to nothing I say Bruh
But look bruh…
Bruh, I’m Glad your back bruh,
Dude bruh I was so high bruh… I was so fuckin’ high…
and everything was cool Mann and then like I smelled smoke brooo
Shit was on fire mannn and it was the **50 day MVA** and it was over my head bruh,
you don’t understand bro
# The 50 day MVA was over my head
Today started out like many others, GOEV bulling out the gate and just destroying shit. We did this before. Released the hordes over ran silly sell walls, kicked in doors took plunder and moved on. In the distance was the prize. Gleaming 16$. It was the only thing between us and the sick GammaRamp Dildo of Naughty Gainz posting.
We ran up on it, Got pushed back, Ran up on it again and again got pushed back off the stage, Voltron jumps up, swerves fakes, and then does the Philadelphia eagle all over Gojira’s face.
For the rest of the morning Voltron and Godzilla are fighting on a cliff edge for fucking hours. Hours on this tightrope edge. Shit is going down. Couches are getting broken in half and thrown into the mc Donald’s ball pit. The toddlers are running the daycare. The candy jar is empty at the nurses station. Fuck, I forgot its our anniversary again.
The party is on fire. There is no driver at the wheel.
But the crowd roars when Voltron drops a back cracker on Gojira. Theres voltron kicking the shit out of a big lizard, people cheering from the balcony, hes looking hot. You’re all smug looking at your mad gainz. Gojira is all beaten up, getting tossed around. Cup to Handle Voltron climbs on top of the ring and jumps arm out stretched, Gojira rolls out of the way and bam theres Mecha all dazed, Gojira starts winning some more fist fights, the mecha is sparking, slipping… loosing his groove…
the fans we’re a little nervous, some people are even switching to some copium..
“We want them to accumulate SI here…” “When the big boys get back from lunch, they’ll make the move. Junior traders don’t know the MechaBot kungfu and aren’t authorized to deploy lightning sword…”
Round 12:30 the handle started smoothing out and the bull flag banner started to lean farther and farther over till…
12:50 on the money Godzilla just straight kicks Voltron in the nuts
and that’s exactly where everyone who bought tickets to this ride after 10:00 today was sitting.
**You just paid money to have a gigantic lizard kick you in your robotic nuts.**
I feel bad for you. But it will be ok. I mean that.
[This just in 500k$ Put order for 15$ strikes 3/19](https://u.teknik.io/GMsQO.PNG)
**This just in 700k in 2 minutes sell volume.**
**Oh your calls are real cheap now because of the IV in the last second I’ll take those off your hands** TY /u/rivaaal
**[This just in, Godzilla has some bigger balls than I expected.](https://u.teknik.io/Z2k4B.jpg)** credit Dustin Weaver off of deviant art.
10 minutes later the bosses get back from lunch and want to know what the fuck just happened.
# Welcome to the Jungle… I was wrong about yesterday.
Today was the day shit got real. A big boy woke up and put us on notice that they aren’t going down without a fight. Luckily we have the battlefield for now. EVs are hot. Capital seems to be leaving other plays and flowing to Canoo. Macro is good. Nasdaq set for a run. We got Roth in a few days and even with all that bear violence we performed well. Our Gamma Ramp is still quite lopsided see the [comment](https://i.imgur.com/LIsnoKy.png) below by /u/krvrotmg. OI is positive… intraday selloff is irrelevant below.
I bought the dip a bit. Won’t lie. The thesis is still in place… We took a beating and continued to raise the price this is highly bullish. However, You might still be holding a gun, but admit it… you got a little nervous there didn’t you. I’ll write something deep and thinky bullish for Monday.
In the end I will give the big lizard this.
That was a pretty fucking smart move.
Edit-1 if you want to see a deep breakdown into what actually happened check out u/rivaaal post on the matter in wsb